What a Soccer Player would Say?

I was flipping through today's TNP and I came across this page which i find it rather funny.

'I've had 14 bookings this season- 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.' Hmm... 8+7 = 14?

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.' Hmm.. How do you win the league without winning any game?

'It's going to be difficult for me- I've never had to learn a language and now i do' Can someone tell me if english is considered to be a language?

I guess that's all.. lolx